CHELSEA CHILDISHNESS

Yes, for my sins - and there are many - I'm a Chelsea FC fan, since the age of 7 when Chelsea played Leeds in the FA Cup Final and I momentarily fell out with a best friend over the impending match!

But English football, and the yobs who play it, is ridiculous beyond belief now.

Two-thirds of the world' s population starves whilst idiots on England's Premiership turf are paid a weekly sum equivalent to an amount that would feed a whole community in Africa for a lifetime!

Think Ashley Cole should go to Bisley if he's taking up the airgun: it could be somebody's eye next time.

Nothing like skiiving and mucking around on the job...

Moan Utd tonight - we'll be lucky with a draw!!

I don't belieevvve it!!